Thursday, February 02, 2006

Watch out fur them Hy-breeds.

So there's been a lot of talk lately about these Hybrids runnin around all crazy like. Personally I don't have too much of a problem with them. They keep to themselves and I do the same. Sure I understand that in Kansas there is much more room to roam so that isn't such a hard thing to accomplish. Perhaps in the big city, DC for example, it's a little more of an issue. I can't really speak for what another person might be going through but there is a chance that maybe George had a bad experience once. You know how it is, you go into a bar for a drink and sit down on a stool and the guy with a fin sitting next to you is drinkin a cosmopolitan! After he gives you a wink you realize that you may have strayed a little too far from home.

Me, I'm just not a Martini fan.

But this brings up an interesting point. Bush wants to outlaw hybrids AND gay marriage so why not just kill two queer Manaphants with one stone. A Constitutional amendment banning both. We'll just call it the 82 nd amendment for now. That leaves us lots of room to add stuff in the middle...like, the 68th amendment: If you can't say it, you can't BE it. ...Mr. Presidentury.


No comments: