I have that very same shirt that "Grandpa" is wearing. It lurks in my closet, longing for the light of day. I neglect it because the tag says OTB, which reminds me of OPP, which is an annoying song. You could say I'm not down with OTB.
Wait...perhaps that's actually MY shirt he's wearing, it finally escaped and found a better home. That would explain the empty hanger and the broken lock on the front door, and the Greyhound ticket that was charged to my Visa. Well played, shirt. But now that I've found you I vow to bring you back and return you to the dark closet from whence you came. This time you're going into the very back, and instead of plastic you'll get a wire hanger that's a little too short so it'll make those little stretch bumps marks on your shoulders. Fool me once, shirt, shame on you. Fool me twice...fool me can't get fooled again!
Grandpa's bowl of ice cream caught Avery's eye. 
Yummers.
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I have that very same shirt that "Grandpa" is wearing. It lurks in my closet, longing for the light of day. I neglect it because the tag says OTB, which reminds me of OPP, which is an annoying song. You could say I'm not down with OTB.
Wait...perhaps that's actually MY shirt he's wearing, it finally escaped and found a better home. That would explain the empty hanger and the broken lock on the front door, and the Greyhound ticket that was charged to my Visa. Well played, shirt. But now that I've found you I vow to bring you back and return you to the dark closet from whence you came. This time you're going into the very back, and instead of plastic you'll get a wire hanger that's a little too short so it'll make those little stretch bumps marks on your shoulders. Fool me once, shirt, shame on you. Fool me twice...fool me can't get fooled again!
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